It’s worth it for the tents alone. My little one-man pyramid of canvas was bought so as not to waste precious hours returning to the hotel whilst out on a long expedition, but it was upon realising it was in my Sim’s inventory on my return to homely Riverview that I realised its true worth.

Why, I can sleep anywhere! Outside the bookshop! In the park! In my ex-girlfriend’s garden! In the graveyard. Pfft. I don’t need a house now I’ve got a tent. There are toilets at work, computers in the library, and I can always pull off a guerrilla shower whilst visiting a mate’s house. Truly, this is the life.

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